i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo, a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way
dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you
Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌
did i just witness someone shitting themselves
teacher: wheres your homework
me: *swings a really big sword*
teacher: holy shit
- Nora Roberts (via awelltraveledwoman)
This is the story of the three Baudelaire children. Violet loved to invent; her brother, Klaus, loved to read; and their sister, Sunny… she loved to bite.
me as hell
my flatmates are playing songs from shrek while they predrink
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe"
- "Dirtbag Macbeth" (via stecklr)
- cheated on his math test
- stole from his mom’s purse