i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

maahammy:

1wannabeyourdog:

Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌

did i just witness someone shitting themselves

shimmerfang:

teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

theonion:

Tense Party Enters Third Hour Of Unplayed Acoustic Guitar Leaning Against Wall

theonion:

Tense Party Enters Third Hour Of Unplayed Acoustic Guitar Leaning Against Wall

"If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place."

- Nora Roberts (via awelltraveledwoman)

This is the story of the three Baudelaire children. Violet loved to invent; her brother, Klaus, loved to read; and their sister, Sunny… she loved to bite.

boicult:

me as hell

my flatmates are playing songs from shrek while they predrink

"MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe"

- "Dirtbag Macbeth" (via stecklr)

moneypowerbottom:

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Your Fave is Problematic: Timmy Turner

daddeus:

  • cheated on his math test
  • stole from his mom’s purse